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Thursday, January 12th, 2006

Subject:Im FAT n URGLY
Posted by:paki_tabz.
Time:9:52 pm.

i just can never seem to get LJ cuts to work ('cos im stupid..but not retarded ...) so im gonna write this post and answer the questions in a comment.... :)

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Friday, December 23rd, 2005

Posted by:_soiled_soul.
Time:1:52 am.

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Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Subject:Oh yes, I belong here.
Posted by:moonscoops.
Time:10:48 pm.
Mood: amused.
That's right, kiddies: fat, ugly AND retarded.Collapse )
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Thursday, February 10th, 2005

Posted by:azurespider.
Time:12:58 am.
Mood: awake.
I Am A Retard

Are you actually mentally challenged?
That's questionable, I've refused to see a "head doctor" since I was seven.

Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No, but only because my mom wouldn't let them put me in the classes.

What is your most retarded moment? (it doesn't count if you were stoned)
Most? I'm not sure; my most recent was a few days ago. I went to a small town graveyard that I've been to many of times, and when I tried to leave, the gate was closed. It didn't cross my mind until about a half hour later that I could just walk around it or go over it. =\

Do you spit/drool when you talk?
Yeah, actually. Frequently infront of people.

Do you spit when you eat?
No. ^.^ I'm a talented eater.

Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
Yeah... I have this Kenya song that gets stuck in my head, so I go around dancing like they do in the video.

Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No, thank god.

Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
Yeah, I had to drop out in 10th grade because I couldn't focus.

Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Sometimes I get really lazy when I don't want to talk to someone and all of my words run together. It kind of sounds like mumbling, but when people ask me to repeat, I just yell at them to go away.

Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
Not anymore.

Did you parents ever call you "special"?
Yes, and in such way that they refer to me being a retard.

Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Well, I don't know about gestures, but if I stand up too fast, I pass out and seizure.

Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
Well, not a movie, but I get Jessica simpson a lot. =\

Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
No, quit that a long time ago.

Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
... o.O

In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
I don't think I'm retarded, I think everyone else is just jealous that I'm happy.

Sorry, It's the only picture I have. I thought it would be alright as it isn't really showing anything.
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Thursday, December 30th, 2004

Posted by:rrredpaint.
Time:8:19 am.

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Friday, October 22nd, 2004

Posted by:chu_gotserved.
Time:11:29 pm.
I Am A Retard



Are you actually mentally challenged? no but i am related to manic depressive and my sister is in speicsal ed, so its all relative


Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why? im in honors..which is code for the reatrd congrigation


What is your most retarded moment?

(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
um i cant name just one



Do you spit/drool when you talk? sometimes i spit


Do you spit when you eat? yes if i am talking..which is always


Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing? no i dont like to but i do anyways


Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part? no


Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why? no i havnet failed anything


Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak? sometimes


Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team? yes..


Did you parents ever call you "special"? every day..


Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures? omg yes


Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to? forrest gump.


Do you do drugs? If so, what kind? not really that much


Have you ever wondered: What are munities?? WHAT!!??


In your opinion, what makes you so retarded? um i really like to stalk people.
me and the special sister
title or description
me and my grandpa at the zoo
title or description
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Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

Posted by:painful_sound.
Time:9:40 pm.

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Sunday, September 12th, 2004

Subject:New John Waters movie...
Posted by:blackheartedx.
Time:3:05 pm.
Have you guys heard anything about 'A Dirty Shame'? I've never been disappointed by John Waters, and I doubt this movie will be any different. I just read this thing in the NYpost saying,
"A Dirty Shame,is O — morally offensive." "Almost non-stop rough, crude and profane language, full frontal nudity, sexual imagery, obscene gestures, scatological humor, casual portrayal and descriptions of deviant sexual practices, a glorification of freewheeling sex and some sacrilegious imagery." Should be amazing.

Anyways, heres a trailer...think it will out do his other classics?
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/trailers/aDirtyShame/A_DirtyShame_knee-deep_700_dl.mov

http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/trailers/aDirtyShame/A_DirtyShame_knee-deep_300_dl.wmv
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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

Subject:I am Fatand ugly so i filled both of them out.. If that is okay?
Posted by:pokie_dot.
Time:5:42 pm.
Mood: fat and ugly.
How much do you weigh?210


How tall are you?5'3


Are you clinically obese?probably


How much food do you consume in one day? A lot, i use a bucket instead of a bowl.


Do you hang out with fat people or are you the fattest one in your group of friends (assuming you have friends)?

I am the fattest one, and the only girl on the football team. It hurts.


Were you always fat? If not, how old were you when you got/started getting fat? Why? (over consumption of food, heredity, etc..)

I was always fat. I weighed 12 pounds at birth.


Were you the fat kid in school?
Oh yes.


What are/were some of your fat nicknames?
Fatass mostly. It hurts too much to say the others...


Are you comfortable being fat?
I am, but everyone else is not *Tear*


What is your most embarrassing fat moment?
I accidentally sat on my baby brother when he was a baby, and nobody could find him. It was pretty bad.


What diets (if any) have you tried, fatass?
Mostly, i just go straight for the tub of lard. There's no point in dieting now.


Do you ever plan on not being fat? When and How?
No way jose. I've made it a way of living.


Do you consider Burger King or McDonald's a balanced or hearty meal of the day?
No, I cant eat at fast food, because i wind up not getting a big enough meal. I usually just go straight out to the feild and shoot a cow and fry em up in my Extra large oven.


Do you eat fast?
Oh yes.

Do you put "All-You-Can-Eat" Buffets out of business?
Well, they had to shut down the sizzler down the street because i walked through the door, and stepped on eight young children, instantly killing them


Do you look like this person?

No, i am WAYYY Fatter.


In your opinion, what makes you so fat?
um my big tub of lard ass, and the fact that when im watering the yeard in my polka dot sweatshirt, the little kid down the street always walked by, and exclaims "Wow, that is one BIG cow".


[submit your photo here]

I tried to take a photo, but i was too fat, and i would need a Extra special, extra huge cameras to get it all in on shot






I Am Ugly

How many mirrors has your ugly face broken?Too many to count


How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom? None, i cry everytime i look in one.


Do you avoid having your picture taken?Oh yes.


Were you made fun of in school for being ugly?
No, but i was made fun of for the bag that i wore over my head.


What are your nicknames for being ugly?
I would tell you, but, it hurts...*TEar*


Have you ever looked at Swamp Thing and thought "ditto"?

You know it


Do you wear make-up? How much and how often?

No, i just wear a bag over my head usually


When babies have to look at you, do they cry?
Umm, actually, the mayor forbid me from ever looking at another baby, because the last one went into convulsions after looking at my face.


Do you avoid going places because you are so gross?
Yes, i really do.

Do you fail at every attempt to look better?
Ive attempted it, but there is just no hope.


Do you ever look at Clint Howard or Linda Tripp and wish you were that pretty?
Oh yes


Do you ever attempt to wear hip or modern clothes only to realize that your ugliness overshadows the entire wardrobe?
no, the dont have clothes big enough for me.


Are you ugly "on the inside" as well? Why or why not?

no i am beautiful on the inside, and every single one of my clogged arteries will agree.


Do you look like this person?
no im fatter, and uglyer


In your opinion, what makes you so ugly?
My hairy meat mole on my face? or no, the fact that i am fifteen years old, and i have a full grown man beard. Or maybe, its because of my greasy mullet that ive sported since age two? Im not sure. Im just ugly.

[submit your photo here]

I tried to submit my photo, but, the camera broke. :(
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Wednesday, April 7th, 2004

Subject:I would like to resubmit as a Retard.
Posted by:thetormentedlew.
Time:10:53 pm.
I Am A Retard



Are you actually mentally challenged?
Could be..I've failed many classes, almost first grade.

Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No, well, in college I sort of am. My GPA throughout highschool was to low

What is your most retarded moment?
(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
I have a lot, I can neame a few:
1- Once my mom was driving me and two friends to the mall, before the car days.. and I saw a dog run across the highway and screamed "HORSE!"
2- I was choking on an orange, and instead of grabbing my throat, I grabbed my stomach and everyone thought I was throwing up and laughed and got away from me.
3- I tried grabbing on to a tree to support myself going down a steep hill, I decided not to grab the tree, and fell straight on my face at the bottom.


Do you spit/drool when you talk?
Lately I have been.

Do you spit when you eat?
Um, maybe not spit, but drop food all over me..yes.

Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
HAhAHA! You've got me pegged!

Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No sir, not that I'm aware of.

Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
^th, but I got out of it. I failed Religion and math.

Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Oh gawd yes

Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
Never had to...kinda liked it.

Did you parents ever call you "special"?
My mommy.

Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Damn...you know me so well. Yes..sometimes in the middle of class, espcially after I just wake up.

Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
Urm...the call me dumb people, like Evanesence and the chick Donna from that 70's show.

Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
Pot, I've dapped my fingers in other things.

Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
No..not really..

In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
Because..well. I always thought I was dumb, but this test proved otherwise. I'm a damn retard!

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Posted by:_olive_juice_.
Time:10:05 pm.


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Sunday, April 4th, 2004

Posted by:punkgurly86.
Time:6:37 am.
Hello my name is Megan, I am fat AND ugly. Here is my survey and my picture.Collapse )
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Posted by:yours_in_death.
Time:1:15 pm.
Mood: amused.

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Thursday, February 19th, 2004

Subject:New
Posted by:maracela.
Time:10:46 pm.
Mood: sleepy.
Fairly fat, quite retarded but mostly....
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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Subject:I Am Fat.
Posted by:missblueyedeath.
Time:3:49 am.
Mood: hungry.

 

 

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Monday, January 5th, 2004

Subject:Don't treat me special jus' cos everyone else does.
Posted by:thetormentedlew.
Time:2:02 am.
I Am A Retard

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Sunday, December 14th, 2003

Subject:DERP
Posted by:maggitz.
Time:8:29 pm.
Mood: blank.
Hurr's a lil anecdote about me being a fuckin retard:

while attempting to smoke some herb in the middle of fuckin Simpson field (which is in the middle of A&M's campus, in the sorta middle of TEXAS(they dont like drugs)) i light the bowl and it kinda flares up and i'm like "hrmm..that was skerry..." and then i smelled burning hair so im like "hay guyz, do i still have eyebrows?" and they were all like "yes." so i was like "hmm...."

Later that night whilst feeling a bit like my right eye was sticking shut, i looked in a mirror to discover i had singed my right set of eyelashes. the ends are all light brown now. yo soy una genius.

Before i had figured out that my eyelashes had stylishly bleached tips, the whole giant bunch of us retards walk into Rumours, the only coffee place open on campus at 1 am. they serve breffixt and coffee and stuff and i'm like "mm coffee" so i grab a cup and realize i cant make the coffee come out of the percolater thing. now as we all know, you dont want to be trying out machinery when stoned, so i decide to give up, when my friend decides to help me out and basically dismantles the whole thing...then gives up.

so we all go upstairs to sit on le couches and i stupidly sit in a spot underneath and to the left of a large rectangular object jutting out of the wall that contained the soundsystem controls. Main Attribute: its pointy. so of course I turn my head and a pointy corner makes unfriendly contact with a location on my head very near my temple. it hurt. then, while discussing how stupid i am with the person on my right, the person on my left wants to know what we're talkin aboot, leans back forcefully and hits his head on the edge of the large wall-box-o-death. SMRT!

Final scenario: while leaving Rumours, the coffee-machine-dismantler finally figures out how the thing he broke works, and gives us a demo, ignoring the purpose of a cup. coffee all over the counter.

...dumb aggies.

this community seemed like it wanted that story.
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Sunday, December 7th, 2003

Subject:only grannies and trannies drive saturns...
Posted by:lazarus_pryor.
Time:7:18 pm.
read this, if you can:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dewaltgirl/228247.html
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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003

Subject:dur
Posted by:lazarus_pryor.
Time:10:57 am.
Mood:'tard.
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Friday, October 24th, 2003

Subject:Application
Posted by:corporateslut.
Time:9:10 am.
I'm too ugly for the 'Pretty' communities.. well I better be ugly enough for here or I'll just have to kill myself.Collapse )

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